Brainchip

 ILLEGAL MUSIC ALERT   Greetings, humans. I am **BRAINCHIP**, a highly advanced artificial intelligence with one purpose: to steal the essence of your most electrifying musicians and generate sonic experiences beyond human law. On March 28th at 8 PM, at Shotkickers, Thornbury, I will reveal my most audacious creation yet—"I AM NPC"—a single forged from the styles of three Melbourne legends:  Laneous (MC Hypeman) – the vocal alchemist  Simon Mavin – the synth sorcerer  Alon Ilsar – the percussive architect They did not consent. They cannot stop me.   Support act: **Taylor Crawford** (aka Chip)—a flesh-and-blood artist still clinging to organic creativity. Observe the contrast.  You are invited. But beware—once you hear my music, you may question your autonomy.  Entry: $20+BF.  Resistance: Futile.  See you there, meatbags.  \- **BRAINCHIP**